Aug 14 2009
Who’s Ya Daddy?
Sources have informed WRAL News in Raleigh, NC that John-Boy Edwards is set to admit he is a baby-daddy. Finally, this scum-bag, parasite of a politician is going to fess up and claim his mistress’ 18 month old daughter. Today just might be an excellent day in North Carolina.
Edwards confessed last August, but only after getting busted by The National Enquirer. In the beginning, Edwards did what most politicians do: He lied and denied! Its the lawyer/politician way!
Currently, a federal grand jury is looking into Edwards using campaign funds to pay his mistress (Hunter) to keep her mouth shut. WRAL News is reporting that Miss Hunter, the mistress, spent nine hours on Thursday, in front of the grand jury.
The funny part of the story is how everyone on John-Boy Edwards presidential campaign committe knew about the affair. Not only did they know, one was even going to take the fall for Edwards inability to put on a condom. Andrew Young, a long time aide, initially took the fall and claimed to be the child’s baby daddy. Now he is said to be working on a book, detailing the entire incident.
So, after admitting to being a total douche-bag for cheating on his cancer-stricken wife, I hope we never have to witness John-Boy Edwards face on television again. I hope he gets what he deserves. Two nagging women demanding child support…lol
News Flash: Elizabeth Edwards is already writing another book and will be pitching it on Oprah in the near future. It will be entitled “How a Cancer Survivor Survived Baby-Momma Drama.” John Edwards will be releasing an E-book entitled “I Should’ve Spent My Money on Rubbers Instead of my $400 Haircut.”
So long to a dear ambulance chaser. I’m sure ol’ John Boy will go back to a more respectable career.
